if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin’!!, if it tastes like trout, get the fuck out!
Posted September 23, 2009 at 4:40pm
btw, that’s the cover for my cthulu song.
Posted September 8, 2009 at 2:19am
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This is me fucking around with drum machines and guitars. it’s basically my DEATHCORE ZOMG project.
The Cthulu. Check it the fuck out
Posted September 8, 2009 at 2:18am
Posted September 5, 2009 at 1:11am
The Black Dahlia Murder - Deflorate.
FUCK.
The most orgasmic thing to ever pop into my ears! lemme tell you all! it’s like…the most beautiful death metal album ever made.
Posted September 5, 2009 at 1:08am
![You are not evil, nor possessed nor angry [ungry]. This is Trigger The Bloodshed’s guitarist rocking away fucking just not giving a flying FUCK. I absolutely love the way this dude just thinks “oh man i’m gonna fucking make an evil satanic face while i’m thrashin’”. BUDDY, YOU’RE 20. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER. The only way to actually be metal is through this process:
step 1: Drink This:
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_35/11353085147j91Y1.jpg
step 2: Listen To this and NOTHING but this:
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/MartinWarez/something/Gods-of-war-Cover.jpg?t=1249325813
that’s it!
get the real metal in your fucking system, cunt.
btw, i’m watching “the real world” on mtv, and i’m just going absolutely apeshit because i think it’s the only good show to fap to the cumdumpsters that lurk amongst the show or just watch it while you’re getting blown by your 14 year old scene girlfriend from oshawa named Brianna who listens to bring me the horizon while having sex with your best friend, Corey the guitarist of deathcore band, As We Fall Down, an As Blood Runs Black, At The Gates, Bring Me the Horizon absolute rip off. wow, i got sidetracked. YAY the show ended! what else is on…oh goody! 16 and pregnant. ANOTHER SHOW ABOUT CUMDUMPSTERS! beautiful. wait that was a commercial. Holy fuck the real world is on again… are you fucking kidding me? there’s this lesbian couple and a gay couple. and some blonde douchebag fucking random cumdumpsters.. it’s basically a show about cumdumpsters living with other cumdumpsters in a city in which my girlfriend thinks i am from. Mexico. this show makes me literally want to listen to boy george and suck my own dick, caress my balls and swallow my own cum. yes, disgusting and very graphic but that’s what it makes me wanna do. well, i won’t do it i’m probably just gonna shove an orange juice straw down my peehole. mtv is like…cumdumpster central. fuck.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/RYIEKCOokqp4605tLCsuHsZho1_500.jpg)
You are not evil, nor possessed nor angry [ungry]. This is Trigger The Bloodshed’s guitarist rocking away fucking just not giving a flying FUCK. I absolutely love the way this dude just thinks “oh man i’m gonna fucking make an evil satanic face while i’m thrashin’”. BUDDY, YOU’RE 20. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER. The only way to actually be metal is through this process:
step 1: Drink This:
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_35/11353085147j91Y1.jpg
step 2: Listen To this and NOTHING but this:
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/MartinWarez/something/Gods-of-war-Cover.jpg?t=1249325813
that’s it!
get the real metal in your fucking system, cunt.
btw, i’m watching “the real world” on mtv, and i’m just going absolutely apeshit because i think it’s the only good show to fap to the cumdumpsters that lurk amongst the show or just watch it while you’re getting blown by your 14 year old scene girlfriend from oshawa named Brianna who listens to bring me the horizon while having sex with your best friend, Corey the guitarist of deathcore band, As We Fall Down, an As Blood Runs Black, At The Gates, Bring Me the Horizon absolute rip off. wow, i got sidetracked. YAY the show ended! what else is on…oh goody! 16 and pregnant. ANOTHER SHOW ABOUT CUMDUMPSTERS! beautiful. wait that was a commercial. Holy fuck the real world is on again… are you fucking kidding me? there’s this lesbian couple and a gay couple. and some blonde douchebag fucking random cumdumpsters.. it’s basically a show about cumdumpsters living with other cumdumpsters in a city in which my girlfriend thinks i am from. Mexico. this show makes me literally want to listen to boy george and suck my own dick, caress my balls and swallow my own cum. yes, disgusting and very graphic but that’s what it makes me wanna do. well, i won’t do it i’m probably just gonna shove an orange juice straw down my peehole. mtv is like…cumdumpster central. fuck.
Posted August 3, 2009 at 3:03pm
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this is me basically, doing vocals for a band i’m trying out for called EVEN THE TREES. check those guys out.
www.myspace.com/eventhetrees
AND…
if you liked my performance and you think it went well with the song. contact the guys and tell em if i should be in their band or not lol if not well. jokes on you.
ANYWHO..i did all vocals, screams and yeah lawl. tell me what you think of it.
=]
Posted August 2, 2009 at 8:26pm
greetings.
HELLOOOOOO TWITTER. JOKES. TUMBLR. I am jonathan and i am nattiecakez’ boyfriend. she’s beside me right now. anywho. i am here to stay and troll the living shit out of you all. I will be sharing stories, experiences, occurances and other stuff on here. so lets get crack a lacking..
- i am 17 going on 18.
- i do NOT drink, smoke or do drugs.
- i believe in the big g.o.d
- i am a happy boy
- i am actually ARGENTINIAN.
- …and mexican in disguise.
- i’m probably the biggest ballbreaker you will EVER MEET.
LOVE.
- metal. every single bit of it.
- my girlfriend natasha.
- skateboarding
- fishing
- myself.
- eating like a beast
- to sing, scream, play acoustic guitar, drums, piano, bass and electric tuba as well as the electric triangle.
- to sleep for hours.
- my friends and my life.
- cute romantic stuff with my girlfriend.
- writing music.
- writing poetry.
- concerts.
HATE
- cumdumpsters.
- scene chicks and their coon tails and their whatnot bullshit.
- the new face of hip hop and deathcore.
- hardcore kids. they always ruin the fun.
- myself.
- close-minded people.
- knights. meedangs.
- hispanic people and they way the culture has become.
- shitty music videos.
- shitty movies.
- soft-core porn.
- being cockblocked.
- getting blue balls.
- fapping.
- drugs, druggies.
- parties.
- ALOT of things.
Posted August 2, 2009 at 8:18pm
