greetings.
HELLOOOOOO TWITTER. JOKES. TUMBLR. I am jonathan and i am nattiecakez’ boyfriend. she’s beside me right now. anywho. i am here to stay and troll the living shit out of you all. I will be sharing stories, experiences, occurances and other stuff on here. so lets get crack a lacking..
- i am 17 going on 18.
- i do NOT drink, smoke or do drugs.
- i believe in the big g.o.d
- i am a happy boy
- i am actually ARGENTINIAN.
- …and mexican in disguise.
- i’m probably the biggest ballbreaker you will EVER MEET.
LOVE.
- metal. every single bit of it.
- my girlfriend natasha.
- skateboarding
- fishing
- myself.
- eating like a beast
- to sing, scream, play acoustic guitar, drums, piano, bass and electric tuba as well as the electric triangle.
- to sleep for hours.
- my friends and my life.
- cute romantic stuff with my girlfriend.
- writing music.
- writing poetry.
- concerts.
HATE
- cumdumpsters.
- scene chicks and their coon tails and their whatnot bullshit.
- the new face of hip hop and deathcore.
- hardcore kids. they always ruin the fun.
- myself.
- close-minded people.
- knights. meedangs.
- hispanic people and they way the culture has become.
- shitty music videos.
- shitty movies.
- soft-core porn.
- being cockblocked.
- getting blue balls.
- fapping.
- drugs, druggies.
- parties.
- ALOT of things.
