illusions.

trolling the masses like you were born yesterday.

permalink You are not evil, nor possessed nor angry [ungry]. This is Trigger The Bloodshed’s guitarist rocking away fucking just not giving a flying FUCK. I absolutely love the way this dude just thinks “oh man i’m gonna fucking make an evil satanic face while i’m thrashin’”. BUDDY, YOU’RE 20. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER. The only way to actually be metal is through this process: step 1: Drink This: http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_35/11353085147j91Y1.jpg step 2: Listen To this and NOTHING but this: http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/MartinWarez/something/Gods-of-war-Cover.jpg?t=1249325813 that’s it! get the real metal in your fucking system, cunt. btw, i’m watching “the real world” on mtv, and i’m just going absolutely apeshit because i think it’s the only good show to fap to the cumdumpsters that lurk amongst the show or just watch it while you’re getting blown by your 14 year old scene girlfriend from oshawa named Brianna who listens to bring me the horizon while having sex with your best friend, Corey the guitarist of deathcore band, As We Fall Down, an As Blood Runs Black, At The Gates, Bring Me the Horizon absolute rip off. wow, i got sidetracked. YAY the show ended! what else is on…oh goody! 16 and pregnant. ANOTHER SHOW ABOUT CUMDUMPSTERS! beautiful. wait that was a commercial. Holy fuck the real world is on again… are you fucking kidding me? there’s this lesbian couple and a gay couple. and some blonde douchebag fucking random cumdumpsters.. it’s basically a show about cumdumpsters living with other cumdumpsters in a city in which my girlfriend thinks i am from. Mexico.  this show makes me literally want to listen to boy george and suck my own dick, caress my balls and swallow my own cum. yes, disgusting and very graphic but that’s what it makes me wanna do. well, i won’t do it i’m probably just gonna shove an orange juice straw down my peehole. mtv is like…cumdumpster central. fuck.

You are not evil, nor possessed nor angry [ungry]. This is Trigger The Bloodshed’s guitarist rocking away fucking just not giving a flying FUCK. I absolutely love the way this dude just thinks “oh man i’m gonna fucking make an evil satanic face while i’m thrashin’”. BUDDY, YOU’RE 20. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER. The only way to actually be metal is through this process:

step 1: Drink This:

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_35/11353085147j91Y1.jpg

step 2: Listen To this and NOTHING but this:

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/MartinWarez/something/Gods-of-war-Cover.jpg?t=1249325813

that’s it!

get the real metal in your fucking system, cunt.

btw, i’m watching “the real world” on mtv, and i’m just going absolutely apeshit because i think it’s the only good show to fap to the cumdumpsters that lurk amongst the show or just watch it while you’re getting blown by your 14 year old scene girlfriend from oshawa named Brianna who listens to bring me the horizon while having sex with your best friend, Corey the guitarist of deathcore band, As We Fall Down, an As Blood Runs Black, At The Gates, Bring Me the Horizon absolute rip off. wow, i got sidetracked. YAY the show ended! what else is on…oh goody! 16 and pregnant. ANOTHER SHOW ABOUT CUMDUMPSTERS! beautiful. wait that was a commercial. Holy fuck the real world is on again… are you fucking kidding me? there’s this lesbian couple and a gay couple. and some blonde douchebag fucking random cumdumpsters.. it’s basically a show about cumdumpsters living with other cumdumpsters in a city in which my girlfriend thinks i am from. Mexico.  this show makes me literally want to listen to boy george and suck my own dick, caress my balls and swallow my own cum. yes, disgusting and very graphic but that’s what it makes me wanna do. well, i won’t do it i’m probably just gonna shove an orange juice straw down my peehole. mtv is like…cumdumpster central. fuck.

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